A message from Mike’s Evil Twin

On May 29, 2008, in Uncategorized, by mikeseviltwin

Just ignore this, it’s subliminal.

 

Cool drives + 0 moving parts = drivestand

On May 27, 2008, in Hacker Ethic, Metal, by Mike
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I bought a 1 Tb external drive about 6 months ago. It’s two 500 gb drives in a single box, with a controller, and a $0.60 fan.

The fan failed at some point in time. I went down to the file server one day to find that the unit was almost too hot to handle. 

I replaced the fan with a $7 fan from microcenter, but in doing so, noticed a couple of things:

 

  • It would have cost the manufacturer $2 to install a better fan
  • the fan would be a heckuva lot more efficient if there wasn’t a GREAT BIG CIRCUITBOARD blocking the airflow.
  • If I set the drives upright and left an airgap, the drives stay almost as cool as if I used a fan.
  • If the fan works AND there’s an airgap, the drives are cold to the touch.
Not having access to the same tools the drive manufacturer has, I needed a geometrically simple solution I could make in the shop. I carved off three pieces of 7075 aluminum from the mother chunk, and got to work with the flycutter and ended up with this:
It’s stable, abstracts the distances between the mounting holes (so absolute dimensions were less important) uses a minimum of materials, and did everything I needed it to. Now the drive array is COLD, and I know that when (not if) the fan fails, the drives will happily hum along until such time as a power surge or failed bearing ends their service. In the meantime, I have a second set of backups. :)

 

 

Hearsecon 2008!

On May 13, 2008, in Uncategorized, by Mike
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Release. The sudden relief of pressure that comes from the end of something. The last exam, the successful dinnerparty, Hearsecon 08.

This is a GREAT BIG PANORAMA, you should click it!

(Click the above, eventually you’ll get to a great 3000×10000 panorama of the day)

The run-up to last weekend was a 6 week journey into the unknown. We’ve got a new to us car, unfamiliar technology, and a dead…uh…deadline as it were. Axle in, drum brakes bled, various fluids filled (and refilled), and success. Belfry ran great! I never got that call. (‘That Call’ being something along the lines of ‘the Hearse is dead, I’ve called AAA, get a hole made in the garage’) Don’t get me wrong, I love working on cars. I take great satisfaction in conquering problems. But when it’s not _my_ car, and there’s a looming date on the horizon, and I’ve torn into three or four major subsystems. I was nervous. But that’s not what this entry is about. This entry is about

HEARSECON!

(all images link to progressively larger pics. If you like something, keep going – they keep getting bigger, but have a care for my limited bandwidth. ;)

A long (and I do mean long) weekend of people, cars, shows, movies, and friendship, Hearsecon seemed a lot like the other car club shows I’ve attended, with some slight differences. In every group I’ve been in in the past, there’s the usual spectrum of people, the aloof, the obsessive-compulsive, the dedicated – pinching every penny possible to celebrate the hobby they love. Hearsecon was the same way…they just moved the boundaries a little further in every direction. ;)

It’s the first car gathering I’ve been to with belly dancers, a cappella, and people blowing fire. 

It’s the first gathering where the average gas milage was less than 10 mpg.

The first gathering where the only candy-apple-metalfleck was in the lipstick. 

The first gathering where I discovered that a casket makes a pretty damn good speakerbox. 

And looking through the windshield of a hearse makes for a pretty good Drive-In experience. 

Several more great pictures here!

Update: It made Jalopnik too: http://jalopnik.com/389936/hearse-convention-defies-convention

The official Hearsecon website is here: http://www.hearseclub.com/hearsecon/hearsecon.htm 

 

Belfry gets her picture took!

On April 20, 2008, in belfry, by Mike

I mentioned to some folks that our hearse got it’s picture took, the behind the scenes pics (heretofore unreleased) are here: http://www.millertwinracing.com/photoshoot

The original announcment is here:

In a completely unexpected turn of events, our Hearse was requested for a photoshoot. Some of you know this already, some don’t. Whelp, here are the results:

(My wife says you’re to ignore ‘Natasha’.)
 

Belfry’s new booty, And Cadillac Controlled Differentials

On April 20, 2008, in belfry, Cars, hearse, Metal, by Mike

A 42 year old car, that’s spent some time at rest, will have….issues. While a mid 60′s car is pretty dead simple to work on, a new-to-you dead simple car still takes some effort to figure out. In the 250 miles or so we’ve put on the car, a noise started making itself known. It was a howl that changed with road speed, from 0-30 mph or so, until the rest of the noises at speed drowned it out. There’s no radio to turn up and drown it out, and there’s not enough sound deadener to ignore the noise. ;)

Based on some advice, we had to determine _where_ the noise was coming from. It sounded like it was coming from up front, but some sage advice from the Hearse Club president had me jacking the car up, front and back, testing for the noise. The front bearings were smooth and in good shape. The back end, while it made noise while up in the air, it wasn’t the same noise it made under load. 

I pulled the drain plug on the diff and dipped a coat hanger in….the oil that came out had glisteny bits. That’s never a good sign. (except this time, live and learn. But I’m getting ahead of myself)

The Axle was rusty, wet, and at this time I’d assumed that it was eating itself up. The car’s been stored a long time, no telling what shape it was in. The car’s in the garage, it’s up in the air, and I think there’s shavings in the diff lube. My copy of the 1966 Service Manual says:

NOTE: Whenever a carrier is removed because of scored gears, worn bearings, or any failure that might cause dirt or metal chips, remove axle housing from car for thorough cleaning before new carrier is installed. Also check axle shaft assemblies and clean as necessary. 

That means I’ve gotta pull the axles and fully clean the whole rear end. No problem…I’ll just cut a 1 foot square hole in the wall so I can pull the driver’s side axle. Nope. Sucker’s comin’ out. If it’s coming out, I’m having an expert look at it.

Cut off wheel, a sprained wrist, and a softball sized bruise on my wife’s upper arm later, the axle’s in the truck and on it’s way to the driveline shop.

Two days later I discover NOBODY knows ANYTHING about Cadillac Controlled Differentials. Nobody. Google, Classic car forums, my go-to GM rear-end guy, nobody. The driveline shop doesn’t even have a clue on how to begin the disassembly of the carrier and is afraid to do so. (With good reason.) One of the driveline guys has a pretty good point: “Maybe nobody knows about them because they don’t break?”

That said, the diff looks like it’s in good shape. The bearings are smooth, the gears look fine, and there’s minimal lash. I must have scraped the bottom of the carrier and picked up the shavings on the bottom from it’s initial break-in period. They diptank it, charge me a reasonable diagnostic fee and it’s back in the truck for reinstallation. (Thanks Front Range driveline, I’ll send more work your way when I have it) Worse comes to worse, I found an axle assembly at a junkyard, I can get it if necessary, but my gut is saying the noise isn’t coming from the axle. There’s still the size long segmented driveshaft and a carrier bearing, but that’s for later diagnosis. (Like I said, I couldn’t get the noise to happen with the car in the air and no load.

Which comes to the reassembly. Let’s get the out of the way: POR15 Rocks! I bought a sixpack of the paint and was a little concerned when they were these little 4 oz jobbies. Turns out I needed about 4 1/4 oz to paint everything.

 

Before:  After:

Before:  

After:  

Big Picture here (you really should, they’re in much higher detail…and there’s a spinning bannana)

I just have to get a few u-bolts, a shackle, some break lines, and the car’ll be back on the road.

Lessons learned: Wear eye protection and a respirator when grinding away at rust, the respirator pucks were nicely orange when I was done…and POR15 is _nasty_, don’t get it on you, and fer chrissakes, don’t breathe it!

How Belfry got her groove back (part 1)

On February 25, 2008, in hearse, by Mike

We’ve spent the last two weekends pulling the Hearse’s paint back into shape, here’s what part of it looked like:

High res pictures of the final result are here:

Belfry’s Best (hit the ‘download image’ icon for BIG PICS)

Our Next Hobby is Home

On February 12, 2008, in belfry, Cars, hearse, by Mike

(More and bigger pictures are here: http://www.millertwinracing.com/BELFRY2 )

Holy Schnikes!

That’s the only thing that comes to mind when the transport turns the corner and I get a good first time view of Belfry. I get a feel for just exactly what a 66 Cadillac 75 body Procar means. (more…)

 

Our next Hobby

On January 27, 2008, in Cars, Hacker Ethic, by Mike

It beingsThe wife likes all things Halloween. She’s good with a wrench. I like cars and am also good with a wrench. In a ‘you got your chocolate in my peanut-butter’ accident, we decided to combine the two: Haunt’s Belfry 

 

Odd Fiddly things made in the back of the garage

On January 27, 2008, in Hacker Ethic, Metal, South Bend Lathe, by Mike

I occasionally check into the practical machinist forum (www.practicalmachinist.com) to see what’s up. The South Bend forum has a ‘what have you made lately’ thread. I figured if I put these in the thread, it’d be equally easy to post them here…so, here they are.The YoYo o’ death:


The base for a rotary table:


The Worm Gear and feed for the table base:

The tool for making the worm gear:  

 

How to Cool your C4 Corvette

On January 27, 2008, in Corvette, Hacker Ethic, Metal, by Mike

My previous hobby was hotrodding a C4 Corvette. It’s a pretty big success needing, at this point, cosmetic stuff (paint, interior, top) Part of the development was creating a custom setup for cooling the oil and transmission. It required a little finagling to make work in the Corvette’s crowded engine compartment. This is that story.